Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away, lived a princess on a long island, till one day an alien viking broke into her personal space and transported her into a strange new world where the inhabitants spoke in a strange tongue and ate herring and caviar from tubes for breakfast on something like grity cardboard, and I hope this gif loads pretty soon cause this story gets very erotic and this page is basically rated PG...I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.  -Mae West

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.  -Helen Keller

Interests:  Computers, programming, Metaphysics, Anthropology, Linguistics.

Enjoy:  Men who can cook, programming, golf, staying in shape in fun ways, playing Spite & Malice, did I say programming?

Birthdate:  V XIX LIV

Location:  Long Island, NY, USA
Last Known Location:  Stockholm, Sweden

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

 

SITE SUMMARY:
 

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A few of my favorite hangouts...
You can tell a lot about people by the company they keep
and the country they live in.

No, this isn't just a list of links. It's a cyber adventure.
Life Line Link

Urban Legends, Language, Puns, Quotes, Long Island, Sweden, TV, Just Weird, Addictions, Jokes and Parodies, Cyber Sex, Cats, Dogs, Butterfly Art, Misc.

  Personal Stuff

The usual and unusual stats.

Cyber Love   and making it last

Parody of the Beatles' tune "When I'm 64." A must for anyone who has fallen in love in the cyber world and crossed over into reality.
I was a jail house bride

Special Tribute and
Good-bye to my Students 
at Islip High School
 

Download my card game


 
SpiteNET:
Spite & Malice
the card game with an attitude

It's fun, it's addictive & no, Spite doesn't cheat.

Plays like solitaire except you are playing against Mr. Spite.
Click on the banner to see what Spite's all about.

 

 Missing - Upgrade!     Click here to Email me:  MariJP@aol.com

As anyone who puts in the time to make a hopefully enjoyable homepage, comments are greatly appreciated! Please refer to "homepage" in the subject.

 

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