~Mari~
Welcome
HOMEPAGE - (n.)
location on the Internet where individuals may obtain the ultimate form
of self-expression.
a.k.a. "website," often
used interchangeably with "homepage" to give it an air of purpose.
Every homepage is unique,
as unique as the
induhvidual
that created them. This site is a cyber mini-series, the new form of entertainment
that will bridge the 20th and 21st centuries.
if: What's new?
Been here before? then:
Jump down to UPDATES...
elseif: Already
know your way? Select the area you want to go to:
*SpiteNET: Spite & Malice - the card game with an
attitude,
is my fast moving and addictive card game. Download it from here!
else: scroll down to
continue...
IN THE BEGINNING,
entertainment came in the form of traveling troupes of artists. They would
sing, dance, act, juggle, show us strange oddities from far off places,
perform magic tricks, tell jokes. After the invention of the printing press,
people could read about these things with the occasional drawing to give
it life.
But it was serialized
stories that keep people hungry for more. Radio kept people interested
with continuing adventures like "The Shadow." Movies kept people returning
with the classic cliff-hanger style endings. Soaps on TV have held people’s
attention for more than 20 years.
Consider it serialized
or just always under construction:
This is the
new media.
And just as there is
variety in books and films, from fiction to non-fiction, documentary to
cartoon, this homepage is here merely to entertain. It is somewhere between
the Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits - I control some of
what you see and hear, but you ultimately have the choice to get lost in
cyber space by following the twisting paths of the links.
There are jugglers in
the form of animated gifs, a love story, a card game, links to strange
oddities on the net, serious information, trivia, sex, music and humor.
Just take your time and enjoy. It’s free.*
...And for my first
trick, you can view this page in alternate realities if you are
dyslexic
or Swedish. Think you're above tricks? See if
you can figure out how this
internet
card trick is done (click on the Mysterious Rabbit there).
*Costs of your
internet provider and telephone usage not included.
(after you
finish this page)
Twilight Trivia: Which famous entertainer was originally slotted
to be the host for
THE TWILIGHT ZONE
and actually made the pilot episode?
(answer at bottom of this page)
EMAIL NOTE: Comments are
always appreciated, but please make reference in the email
subject line to homepage, site, Spite, Creatures, or anything
that shows me it's not just junk mail!
This page
has been making the rounds since September 22, 1996
Yup, it's been around a long time in one form or another.
UPDATES:
SpiteNET: Spite & Malice v.8 released!
New version of my SpiteNET: Spite and Malice downloadable card game.
Swedish pages updated: links and The Zen of Swedish or Sweedish the
E-Z Way.
Nothing else new, don't get here too often.
Trivia Answer: Desi Arnaz.
Yes, that lovable Cuban tried to escape from "I Love Lucy." Unsuccessfully.
First victim of The Twilight Zone.