Round 1 is here
Drugs
Pharmaceutical companies are inundating us with commercials to convince us that we're all falling apart.
June 2006 - Round 2 - and Finals
Round 1 is here
Drugs
Pharmaceutical companies are inundating us with commercials to convince us that we're all falling apart.
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In the tables below the columns stand for: Player = The name of the player, ID = The Player ID for the player, M = Number of Matches played, W = Number of matches Won, L = Number of matches Lost, S = The Score (The total number of GAMES won within each match minus the total number of GAMES lost within each match) |
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| Caz vs Jane | 2-1 | the final |
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the semi-finals |
Donna vs Caz |
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| Donna vs Faye | 2-0 | the final |
The top two players from each group in Round 2 go on to the semi- finals
The Sleep Aid Group
They say if you have trouble falling asleep, if you are up constantly because your mind is too
active, then Lunesta might be right for you. But ask your doctor, for side
effects may include "unpleasant taste, headache,
drowsiness, and dizziness." Also, "Be sure you have at least eight hours to
devote to sleep before becoming active. You should not engage in any activity
after taking Lunesta that requires complete alertness, such as driving a car or
operating machinery. You should use extreme care when engaging in these
activities the morning after taking Lunesta. Do not use alcohol while taking any
sleep medicine. Most sleep medicines carry some risk of dependency."
| Player | ID | M | W | L | S |
| Caz | 196 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5-2 |
| Faye | 113 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5-4 |
| DarkRedEagle | 183 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4-3 |
| Betty | 202 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1-6 |
| Faye | DarkRedEagle | Caz | Betty | |
| Faye | 1-2 | 2-1 | 2-1 | |
| DarkRedEagle | 2-1 | 0-2 | 2-0 | |
| Caz | 1-2 | 2-0 | 2-0 | |
| Betty | 1-2 | 0-2 | 0-2 |
The Heartburn Group
Do you need the "little purple pill"?
The maker of Nexium will convince you that making bad food choices is the way to
go. Possible side effects: abdomen enlarged, allergic
reaction, asthenia, back pain, chest pain, chest pain substernal, facial edema,
peripheral edema, hot flushes, fatigue, fever, flu-like disorder, generalized
edema, leg edema, malaise, pain, rigors; hypertension, goiter; bowel
irregularity, constipation aggravated, eructation, esophageal disorder, frequent
stools, gastroenteritis, hiccup, melena, mouth disorder, pharynx disorder,
rectal disorder, tongue disorder, tongue edema, ulcerative stomatitis, vomiting;
Hearing: earache, tinnitus; Hematologic: anemia, anemia hypochromic, cervical
lymphoadenopathy, epistaxis, leukocytosis, leukopenia, thrombocytopenia;Hepatic:
bilirubinemia, hepatic function abnormal, thirst, vitamin B12 deficiency, weight
increase, weight decrease; arthritis aggravated, arthropathy, cramps,
fibromyalgia syndrome, hernia, anorexia, apathy, appetite increased, confusion,
depression aggravated, dizziness, nervousness, impotence, insomnia, migraine,
migraine aggravated, tremor, vertigo, visual field defect; Reproductive:
dysmenorrhea, menstrual disorder, vaginitis; asthma aggravated, coughing,
dyspnea, larynx edema, pharyngitis, rhinitis, sinusitis; acne, angioedema,
dermatitis, pruritus, pruritus ani, rash, rash erythematous, rash maculo-papular,
skin inflammation, sweating increased, urticaria; taste loss, taste
perversion;Urogenital: abnormal urine, fungal infection, hematuria, micturition
frequency, moniliasis, genital moniliasis, polyuria; conjunctivitis, vision
abnormal.
| Player | ID | M | W | L | S |
| Donna | 120 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6-1 |
| Jane | 232 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5-3 |
| Bo | 106 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2-4 |
| Patty | 141 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1-6 |
| Bo | Donna | Patty | Jane | |
| Bo | 0-2 | 2-0 | 0-2 | |
| Donna | 2-0 | 2-0 | 2-1 | |
| Patty | 0-2 | 0-2 | 1-2 | |
| Jane | 2-0 | 1-2 | 2-1 |
June 2006 -
Round 1
Round 2 is here
The Bladder Group
The Allergy Group
The Fungus Group
The Mucus Group
The overactive bladder meds Vesicare and Detrol LA make us gotta
go, gotta go, gotta go right now.Player ID M W L S Caz
196
4
3
1
7-2
Patty
141
4
2
2
5-4
Bren
204
4
2
2
4-4
Gramding
252
4
2
2
4-6
Dollie
117
4
1
3
3-7
Dollie Patty Caz Bren Gramding Dollie 2-1 0-2 0-2 1-2 Patty 1-2 0-2 2-0 2-0 Caz 2-0 2-0 2-0 1-2 Bren 2-0 0-2 0-2 2-0 Gramding 2-1 0-2 2-1 0-2 
The Nasonex Bee has informed us that we can't be romancing while we're sneezing.Player ID M W L S Jane
232
5
4
1
9-3
Betty
202
5
4
1
8-2
blueyes
259
5
3
2
6-6
Phoebe
247
5
1
4
5-8
Snooky
256
5
2
3
4-7
Marcia
168
5
1
4
3-9
Marcia Betty Jane Phoebe Snooky blueyes Marcia 0-2 2-1 0-2 0-2 1-2 Betty 2-0 0-2 2-0 2-0 2-0 Jane 1-2 2-0 2-1 2-0 2-0 Phoebe 2-0 0-2 1-2 1-2 1-2 Snooky 2-0 0-2 0-2 2-1 0-2 blueyes 2-1 0-2 0-2 2-1 2-0 
Lamisil’s ‘The Adventures of Digger Nail Fungus Infection’ is moving into full-length features.Player ID M W L S DarkRedEagle
183
5
4
1
8-3
Bo
106
5
4
1
8-4
Ellaybeee
132
5
3
2
6-4
Shineytop
262
5
2
3
6-6
Josie
147
5
2
3
5-6
pjdeaf
239
5
0
5
0-10
Bo Ellaybeee Josie DarkRedEagle pjdeaf Shineytop Bo 0-2 2-1 2-0 2-0 2-1 Ellaybeee 2-0 2-0 0-2 2-0 0-2 Josie 1-2 0-2 0-2 2-0 2-0 DarkRedEagle 0-2 2-0 2-0 2-0 2-1 pjdeaf 0-2 0-2 0-2 0-2 0-2 Shineytop 1-2 2-0 0-2 1-2 2-0 
Mucinex’s ‘Mr Mucus’ has become popular with children easily influenced by TV commercials.Player ID M W L S Donna
120
4
3
1
6-2
Faye
113
4
2
2
5-5
Shy Eagle
260
4
2
2
4-4
Shani
225
4
2
2
4-5
Steve
249
4
1
3
3-6
Faye Donna Shani Steve Shy Eagle Faye 0-2 1-2 2-1 2-0 Donna 2-0 2-0 2-0 0-2 Shani 2-1 0-2 0-2 2-0 Steve 1-2 0-2 2-0 0-2 Shy Eagle 0-2 2-0 0-2 2-0