Some have reported spotting her living on an animal refuge playing Spite & Malice among the hippos. Others claim that her life is dictated by the Magic 8 Ball. None of this has been confirmed by Mom.

What has been confirmed though, is that she lives in TN (I could never spell Tennessee) in the world famous town of the Chattanooga Choo Choo (Pardon me, boys…).

Mom is a married woman with two beautiful daughters (confirmed, because I had to crop one of them out of the picture). She works full time for a health club (nah, not like that -- she collects the money).

She enjoys playing Spite & Malice, gardening, and avoiding cooking -- to the extent that if she ever moves, her next home will only have a decal on the wall where the stove would go. This way she won't have to dust it and cooking won't get in the way of her Spite and Malice games.
In line with most other Champions, she likes animals too. In Mom's case, she has five cats!